yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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