I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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