I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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