and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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