i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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