so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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