it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
