i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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