I accidentally had phone sex last night
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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