I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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