Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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