Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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