Swine flu. Run for my life!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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