no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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