Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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