...so i touched it.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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