Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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