I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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