one two three fourrrrnication!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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