Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I am naked and annoyed.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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