you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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