I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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