question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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