The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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