think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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