im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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