my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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