it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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