You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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