if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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