I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Randomize
