Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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