were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
