So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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