sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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