My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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