Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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