Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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