I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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