After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Randomize
