did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
All I want is dick and wine.
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