On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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