Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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