my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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