areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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