please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I love you.
Bad choice
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