I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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