I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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