it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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