I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
