what if I'm pregnant?
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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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