id be glad to
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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