She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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