I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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