On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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