In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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