Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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